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THE COOKIES ARE SWEET.
THE FORTUNES ARE SALTY!

Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. Each bag contains 12 unique messages. No repeats guaranteed!

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THE SPOOKY DOZENTHE SPOOKY DOZEN

THE SPOOKY DOZEN

$13.99
 Halloween is the darkest of holidays, so why not celebrate it with the darkest of humor. 12 frightfully funny fortunes in every bag.
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THE DIRTY DOZENTHE DIRTY DOZEN

THE DIRTY DOZEN

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THE SASSY DOZENTHE SASSY DOZEN

THE SASSY DOZEN

$13.99
FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITYFORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY

FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY

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THE BOOZY DOZENTHE BOOZY DOZEN

THE BOOZY DOZEN

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THE BIRTHDAY DOZENTHE BIRTHDAY DOZEN

THE BIRTHDAY DOZEN

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THE UNLUCKY DOZENTHE UNLUCKY DOZEN

THE UNLUCKY DOZEN

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TESTIMONIALS

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Finally a fortune cookie that tells it like it is. Delicious misery. And no broken cookies!

Damon G.

I got the Dirty Dozen for my bachelorette party. They were a hit! Fun start to a fun evening. Shipped fast! Thank you.

Heidi

Wish I would have known these aren't for kids. Passed them out at my niece's bday party. I've never been so embarrassed! What is a rusty trombone anyway?

Pam

Just got some for Halloween. Even funnier than the ones I got for Valentine's. So clever.

Lia D.

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