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THE COOKIES ARE SWEET.
THE FORTUNES ARE SALTY!

Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. Each bag contains 12 unique messages. No repeats guaranteed!

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THE PRIDE DOZEN

You’ve never been one for convention, or tact for that matter. Get your Pride on with fortunes that are sure to provoke conversation, and quite possibly fisticuffs. With rainbow color cookies in rainbow color bags, you won’t find a gayer snack on the internet.

THE PRIDE DOZEN
THE PRIDE DOZEN
$13.99

OUR MOST POPULAR

THE DIRTY DOZENTHE DIRTY DOZEN
THE DIRTY DOZEN
$13.99
THE SASSY DOZENTHE SASSY DOZEN
THE SASSY DOZEN
$13.99
FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITYFORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY
FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY
$13.99
THE BOOZY DOZENTHE BOOZY DOZEN
THE BOOZY DOZEN
$13.99
THE BIRTHDAY DOZENTHE BIRTHDAY DOZEN
THE BIRTHDAY DOZEN
$13.99
THE UNLUCKY DOZENTHE UNLUCKY DOZEN
THE UNLUCKY DOZEN
$13.99

TESTIMONIALS

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Finally a fortune cookie that tells it like it is. Delicious misery. And no broken cookies!

Damon G.

I got the Dirty Dozen for my bachelorette party. They were a hit! Fun start to a fun evening. Shipped fast! Thank you.

Heidi

Wish I would have known these aren't for kids. Passed them out at my niece's bday party. I've never been so embarrassed! What is a rusty trombone anyway?

Pam

Just got some for Halloween. Even funnier than the ones I got for Valentine's. So clever.

Lia D.

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