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THE COOKIES ARE SWEET.
THE FORTUNES ARE SALTY!

Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. Each bag contains 12 unique messages. No repeats guaranteed!

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FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITYFORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY

FORTUNES AGAINST HUMANITY

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THE DIRTY DOZENTHE DIRTY DOZEN

THE DIRTY DOZEN

$14.99
THE SASSY DOZENTHE SASSY DOZEN

THE SASSY DOZEN

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THE BOOZY DOZENTHE BOOZY DOZEN

THE BOOZY DOZEN

$14.99
THE UNLUCKY DOZENTHE UNLUCKY DOZEN

THE UNLUCKY DOZEN

$14.99
THE BIRTHDAY DOZENTHE BIRTHDAY DOZEN

THE BIRTHDAY DOZEN

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THE QUEER DOZENTHE QUEER DOZEN

THE QUEER DOZEN

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TESTIMONIALS

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Finally a fortune cookie that tells it like it is. Delicious misery. And no broken cookies!

Damon G.

I got the Dirty Dozen for my bachelorette party. They were a hit! Fun start to a fun evening. Shipped fast! Thank you.

Heidi

Wish I would have known these aren't for kids. Passed them out at my niece's bday party. I've never been so embarrassed! What is a rusty trombone anyway?

Pam

Just got some for Halloween. Even funnier than the ones I got for Valentine's. So clever.

Lia D.

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