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Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. Each bag contains 12 unique messages. No repeats guaranteed!

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The Spooky Dozen

Only Miss Fortunes can deliver such a delightful treat with such a ghoulish trick. Orange and black fortune cookies! The orange ones taste just like juicy oranges. The black ones taste just like the darkness in your soul.

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Finally a fortune cookie that tells it like it is. Delicious misery. And no broken cookies!

Damon G.

I got the Dirty Dozen for my bachelorette party. They were a hit! Fun start to a fun evening. Shipped fast! Thank you.

Heidi

Wish I would have known these aren't for kids. Passed them out at my niece's bday party. I've never been so embarrassed! What is a rusty trombone anyway?

Pam

Just got some for Halloween. Even funnier than the ones I got for Valentine's. So clever.

Lia D.

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